Sure, I'm a Viking

Oye!  I pillage and plunder and plunder and pillage. I’m a mighty Viking!

And I’ll have you know, I’m actually a better Viking than you imagine.

Sure, I accidently sailed into a tsunami.  And lost both my sails. And that big steering thing.

Sure, I accidently stole from my own house.  And then broke all the windows.  And then uh, burned it…

Sure, I accidently drove my boat into Uncle Bothvar’s boat.  And sank it. 

And  dropped my shield into the sea.

And threw all the sheep into a volcano.

And ended up in the arctic?

Fine.  Yes.  I’m lost.